When I die, I want to donate my temporal bones to this organization. I think it’s a great cause for deafness research. All deafies, you guys should consider doing this as well.
Oh, and just to make this clear, pineapple does not belong on pizza. Pineapple is a fruit. Therefore, fruit does not belong on pizza. (unless, of course, it’s a dessert pizza with a cookie base) The only exception to this rule is tomatoes.
So, if you order pineapple on pizza, I will have to hit you.